Francis Cache Languille: What economic crisis?

What's up with this bad economy stuff anyway? I got to this town two weeks ago. Dead broke. Did dishes in a bar, made enough to buy a 3-gallon sprayer at Wal-Mart. In two days I made $1,612 spraying trees for pine worms or something. Wednesday I bought two chain saws, hired Juan and Angel and added tree removal to my spraying services. By the end of the week I was considering my next expansion. Then I read in that newspaper that the Town of Breckenridge was gonna make everybody cut down all of their trees. Well duh — there you go. Now my question is: If we need to defend the house against the pine worms, can we build sandbag bunkers? I mean if it is truly a defensible space. Please reply through this medium. The kind, considerate folks at the Breckenridge Post office told me to come back later, so I don't have an address yet.