1. “Unemployment is too high above 10 percent. I can do better. Wait! Unemployment is too high above 9.3 percent. It would be lower if I was in charge. Wait! Let's go back to when banks and corporations had no rules and could do anything and unemployment was at 3 percent or something like that.”

2. “There is no global warming. Period! Discussion over. The studies that show the temperature of earth is rising and glaciers are melting are lies by all the scientists.”

3. “There should be no abortions or contraception. Families with too many children, especially minorities, are irresponsible and deserve no help from society. If children go hungry, it is not our problem.”

4. “The government is out to take away our Uzis, AK47s, and Saturday Night Specials. How will we be able to hunt in that environment”

5. “Moslems and Mormons are all anti-American. Oops! Mormons are OK this year.”

6. “We are ‘Family Value Americans.' Being gay is a sin, although divorce is acceptable, even multiple divorce.”

7. “Don't ask, don't tell needs to be reinstated. Gays are destroying our military. They're OK if they don't tell us.”

8. “Evolution is a fraud. Scientists or God put the dinosaur and early man bones on the earth to test us.”

9. “True Americans must believe and follow the teachings of the Bible without question, at least the Old Testament. The New Testament only talks about the life of Jesus and about love and loving thy neighbor. I prefer killing our enemies, not turning the other cheek and being the first to cast a stone against sinners. This love thing will make us weak.”