Gravity! That's why. You simply can't "buy" your slice of Summit. No, bro, you gotta earn it. With gravity wounds!!!

Gravity wounds? You ask? What the sam-hell are gravity wounds.

Gravity wounds are those tremendous stories about how much fun you and your friends had when "your sled didn't carry right!" "Oh, dude! That was gnarly - can't believe you tried to launch over that?"

A gravity wound is when: 1. Physics, 2. Your Friends, and 3. What-ever-you-and-your-friends-put-you-up-to: simply didn't work. Result? Fun! And a gravity wound - a fun story that lasts forever.

"You really tried to breach that?" - Better than an accident report.

No going back to your $4.20 million dollar empty mega-mansion, then home to your law firm in Dallas. No, to be a "local," you, your friends, your silly gravity wounds, and tomorrow stay here. Gravity wounds remain in Summit County - and so do your friends, and your great stories - forever!

Fun. Remember fun? I do.