Summit Up 10-1-12: Tebow’s ego, tinker bell’s shoe and a li’l more
September 30, 2012
Good morning and welcome to Summit Up, the world’s only daily column that is thinking of things that could fit into this little slip of a space that’s barely big enough to be seen with the naked eye.
If your eyes are, in fact, sharp enough to even see this little column we’re writing, then bravo to you. We, in the meantime, scribble on blindly and hope fortune sees fit to direct our words onto some small bit of blank paper on this otherwise very busy page.
Back to our list of things that could fit into this ever-so-small space. We believe they would be limited to:
> The diamond in a journalist’s wife’s engagement ring (sorry, dear).
> The GDP of Rwanda.
> The collective officiating skills of the entire fleet of replacement refs formerly serving the NFL.
> Tim Tebow’s ego.
>Tinker Bell’s right shoe.
Yup, that’s about it. And that’s about all the yammering we can squeeze in as well.
Hope this finds you hearty, healthy and not too depressed that it’s Monday again.