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Summit Up 11-4-12: Short, but not that sweet

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Good morning and welcome to Summit Up, the world’s only daily column that is relishing the fact that we have a space today that matches our level of inspiration. Luckily (or perhaps unluckily) we have a Scum Alert!! Scum Alert!! to help fill this not-so-massive column space today. Kat White of Fairplay passed along this unfortunate alert:

“Scum Alert, goes out to the low life that stole my snowmobile and sleigh from my elk hunting camp this week. Thanks a lot, now how do I get 15 miles down the mountain with all my gear? Guess you really could care less.”

Those who make the scummy decision to take what’s not theirs are the lowest of the low, and we aim a thousand pointy arrows of bad karma at all of you!