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Good morning and welcome to Summit Up, the word’s only daily column busy looking for stolen federal property.

This is a felony sort of Scum Alert!! Scum Alert!! Louis stopped by the Corporate Suites to tell us “Dirty underwear stinks, so where’s my suitcase, Quest backpack and U.S. Forest Service sleeping bag?”

Louis can often be seen hitchhiking between Copper and the north end of the county. Seems some lame-o snagged his purple plastic sled containing said items – not to mention his autograph from Warren Miller and several copies of an article from this here rag that detailed Louis getting busted by the Copper Mountain ski patrol for riding a surfboard out of bounds earlier this winter.

The sleeping bag is federal property, so the thief in question better make like Osama and not get found. Anyone with info can call (970) 668-9910.

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