Summit Up 6-8-12: Short stuff

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Good morning and welcome to Summit Up, the world’s only daily column that uh … did the thing with the whatsit and we’re still reeling and freaking out and …(sound of tapping)Hello? Is this thing on?(confused scufflings)Well, whatever we were talking about there is gone, and we’ve got precious little room left to talk about much of anything at all – unless of course we stick to some very brief, very succinct declarations or questions that might contain some kernel of meaning, such as …Got milk? The baboon is a mammal.The moon is essentially a big rock.It’s not easy for bearded men to gracefully eat buffalo wings.Rats love chocolate milk.What’s it all about, really?We’ll do better tomorrow.We out.

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