Why don’t we ban Florida? | SummitDaily.com

Why don’t we ban Florida?

Now that we’ve saved the lives of all of the Summit County workers with the extremely successful (ha) smoking ban (too bad about the owners going broke and the workers losing money due to loss of business), it’s time to ban a real killer – Florida. That’s right – the state of Florida is dangerous to all of the workers and residents there. Just watch the poor news reporters out in the middle of the hurricanes practically being blown away. And all of the residents who are living under such dangerous conditions need to be saved.Of course, the reporters choose to go to Florida to broadcast the news, the volunteers choose to go to Florida to help, the residents choose to live there – but we need to ban Florida for their own good. I do not mean to make light of the horrible situation in Florida, but the point is, everyone has a choice and should be allowed to make their own.

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